I always thought that I could never teach elementary age
children, which is why I only taught high schoolers. However, after being at
home with my own toddler age children, I have found that it's not much
different. The subject matter has changed slightly: potty in the toilet;
chickens don't have a penis. So whether you are teaching your own children or a
teaching professional, enjoy these tips.
1.
Know your shit. If you don't know what your
talking about, no one else will either.
2.
Practice your smile. If you aren't happy to be
giving information, no one will be happy to receive it.
3.
Lay the hammer down! In other words: kick some
butts, drop kick those kids out of the classroom, mama don't play.
4.
Repeat, repeat, and repeat. I used to tell my
high schoolers that I don't teach, I just repeat myself over and over again,
but using different words each time.

5.
Just roll with it. Accept that you are never
fully in control.
6.
Know your audience. If no one laughed at your
first joke, don't tell another one, just try again with the next class. You are
bound to have one class that laughs.
7.
Expect success. Set the bar high, but make sure
they know it's okay to fail. An F+ is better than an F.
8.
Take risks: have your toddlers help you paint a
room, or have high schoolers paint your office.
9.
Give those consequences teeth every time. No
means I will keep you in the shopping cart even while your screaming trying to
climb out. No means you will scrape gum off the bottom of my desks if you drive
your truck down to the field because you are too lazy to walk.
10. Know
when to throw in the towel. If plan A isn't working, move onto plan B, and
cross your fingers. Plan C and D should be kept in mind as your hail mary.
Anyone can teach, and it's likely that you can even recall
times when you have. Sometimes you don't even recognize it as teaching. It's a
learned skill that takes time to develop your own style. Happy teaching.